Ladies and Gentlemen, now for something completely different

I'm sorry to say that due to the fear of retribution from much less entertaining blogs, harassment from fundamentalist religious groups, overactive parents, the DEA, the KGB, the organization for the unionization of midget bowling, the organization for the blacklisting of unionized midget bowlers, the NRA, the NAACP, the band Creed, South Dakota, Chuck Norris's left bicep, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Rainbow Pride Union, Bob Dole, seven half-naked Spaniards tripping on acid in Miami, the Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity, the Confederation for the Use of Land Mines in Mcdonald's playplaces in Kentucky as an expirement in Social Darwinism, Darwin, Jesus, Prime Minister Koizume, Primus, Optimus Prime, Emperor Hirohito, Your Mom, Google Pics where I stole this picture from, Mexico, the WWE, the WWF, WorldWidePants, the inventor of the ring-pop, NAMBLA, a French bakery owner who consequently lives in Poland but nonetheless still makes excellent croissants in Warsaw, bangbus,com, a bus driver in Phoenix who still refers to President Bush as a man he'd like to sit down and have a beer with, Budweiser, Wise Potato Chips, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, The New York Rangers, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers specifically the blue one, a woman in Istanbul who's last Blueberry muffin was stolen by a one armed leper who thinks he's a snake because he sheds his skin, and the estate of James Dean. All side characters and minor acquiantences found in Sense and Senseibility will hitherto be referred to by nicknames. The worst kind of nicknames, those of Mexican Proffessional Wrestlers.